The bathroom mirror talks.

If we could talk,you humans would be in TROUBLE.We'd be such awful snitches that you'd wish we were never born(invented).Then again,you can't live without us mirrors,can you?
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"She may be the the popular girl in school,but her oral hygiene sucks.With bad breath like that,even Satan would run away."
"The boss reads Playboy on the potty!"
"He fancies his best friend's girl"
He does a Popeye impersonation everyday for 10 minutes straight.You'd think he would know better at age,55."
"He wears his girlfriend's bra"
"She hides alcohol in the flush tank."
"they've been here and done thaaaaaat".
It's a pity we cant talk.Call it your luck.We know what the truth looks like and trust me when I say,What you see is NEVER,ever what you get.

Big secrets.Small secrets.Blah secrets.Terrible secrets.Predictable secrets.OMFG,NOWAY-secrets.Awww-secrets.We know em all.
"He finally asked her out.She just told me.Aww,they're gonna be so happy together."
"They leave love-notes on me".
"The brush together in front of us,elbowing each other,playfully,for space,giggling"
Call me sappy,but I love secrets like that...."Her husband takes off her makeup for her"..AWWWwwww.:)
"Hes so sweet.He even smiles when he brushes his teeth."
Small girls pray in front of me asking God to make them pretty.Big girls curse me for that new zit that popped up.Then,the snide secrets.
"You should see her without makeup.HIDEOUS.."
"The bully at school cries in the loo,as well.Just like everyone else."
"She doesn't want this baby.and he's so excited.He has no idea that its not even his."
"she opens the drug pouch everday,staring at its contents,struggling to stay clean".
"She stares at me pulling her hips,saying 'IM SO FAT'.."
"She considers slitting her wrists everday."
..Its amazing how people just let go of themselves in front of us.Heck,even nuns strip in front of us!Oscar/grammy/Acadamy award/nation awards/booker prize/nobel prize/Miss Universe acceptance speeches.Rock concerts with shampoo bottles instead of mikes.AND don't even get me started on the narcissists who can't get enough of taking their own photos in front of us.. ooooh..OOOH..AND of course,THE PROPOSALS!!!!!..'will you marry me..correction..will you please marry me..???.tch..I cant imagine a life without me,so marry me..'So many dreams,all laid before us.



Some of us see pretty much the whole of a person's life.We're in a long term-relationship with you,humans.Happy bathroom mirrors,sad bathroom mirrors,pervy bathroom mirrors,holier-than-thou bathroom mirrors,suicidal bathroom mirrors,cracked bathroom mirrors.I am the reflection of who you truly are.our strengths, your weaknesses, your happiness, your sadness, you dreams, your worries, your insecurities, your true beauty, your heartbreaks. We see it all. Lipstick and kisses. Aftershave and nicked necks. Tight underwear and cellulite. Happy tears and bitter tears. Being taken for granted and being cherished. Frustration and prayers. Sometimes a little too much than desired. Like leaning over and popping zits in our faces (for the record, I hate that) and checking for breast cancer(um.CREEPY.)

Its very well we don't speak.Its a good thing we can't tell on you.Things are bad enough the way they are.